Scattered, Smothered, and Alien

📖 Scattered, Smothered, and Alien – A Cosmic Diner Adventure

Welcome to the Waffle House between worlds—where the coffee is always hot, the hash browns are coded messages, and the night shift serves intergalactic refugees alongside truckers and insomniacs.

🛸 What’s on the menu?

• Savannah Matthews—a waitress with second sight and a knack for keeping cosmic peace.
• Agent Declan O’Rourke—a fed who thinks he's investigating a UFO cover-up but ends up questioning reality.
• A secret waystation hidden in plain sight, linking galaxies with scattered, smothered wormholes.
• The Hegemony—alien overlords who want to shut down Earth’s most reliable 24-hour diner.
• A cast of misfits, cosmic travelers, and one very overworked grill cook.

✨ Early reviews are in! ✨
⭐ “The best intergalactic diner adventure since that time I fell asleep at a Waffle House at 3 AM.” – A Totally Real Customer
⭐ “I laughed, I gasped, I suddenly craved hash browns. 10/10, would time-travel to read again.” – Some Guy on the Internet
⭐ “Waffle House is eternal, and so is my love for this book.” – A Cosmic Traveler Passing Through

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🥞 Read at your own risk: Side effects may include sudden cravings for waffles, an urge to rewatch Men in Black, and the unsettling realization that your favorite diner might just be hiding a wormhole.

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